Friendly is a Pedophile Word

I got asked out on Friday of last week and it totally caught me off guard. I said no, but when said person asked, someone else close by said "he's friendly." And I was like, "wow, that's kind of a creepy word."
So in that theme, the list for today:

The Bad Pick Up Lines List

1. "Bond. James Bond."
2. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
3. "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
4. "If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. "
5. "Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?"
6. "Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist!"
7. "Are we related? Do you want to be?"
8. "Hi. Are you legal?"
9. "Hi. You'll do."
10. "I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?"
11. "You look just like my mother!"
12. "You're ugly but you intrigue me."
13. "The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
14. "If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
15. "If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

So that's the list. There are so many, whether creepy or cheesy, but those are the ones I found that I liked.
Ciao.